Blue Ridge Beemers

I found this on the BMW sport touring web site and thought I would pass it along to you.

We Believe . . . in BMW, the world's foremost purveyor of horizontally-opposed twin-cylinder engines;

We Believe . . . in The Right Cylinder, The Left Cylinder, and The Shaft, the primary components that distinguish our Faith;

We Believe . . . in Kevlar and Cordura, flip-front helmets, and exhaust notes as subtle as a farting nun;

We Believe . . . that exceeding Man's Posted Speed Limit is a right bestowed upon us by The Almighty;

We Believe . . . in coming together, in campgrounds and in discount hotels, and in the Righteousness of Eating Smoked Meat with Tasty Potato Salad;

We Believe . . . that we've got it right and everyone else has it wrong. But, YMMV.

Amen.