The BMW Creedo

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The BMW Creedo

Post by J.D. » Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:22 am

I found this on the BMW sport touring web site and thought I would pass it along to you.

We Believe . . . in BMW, the world's foremost purveyor of horizontally-opposed twin-cylinder engines;

We Believe . . . in The Right Cylinder, The Left Cylinder, and The Shaft, the primary components that distinguish our Faith;

We Believe . . . in Kevlar and Cordura, flip-front helmets, and exhaust notes as subtle as a farting nun;

We Believe . . . that exceeding Man's Posted Speed Limit is a right bestowed upon us by The Almighty;

We Believe . . . in coming together, in campgrounds and in discount hotels, and in the Righteousness of Eating Smoked Meat with Tasty Potato Salad;

We Believe . . . that we've got it right and everyone else has it wrong. But, YMMV.

And you might ask yourself, "where does that highway go?"
The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance this missive's individual character and
beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects.

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